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"A breeze ruffled the neat hedges of Privet Drive, which lay silent and tidy under the inky sky, the very last place you would expect astonishing things to happen. Harry Potter rolled over inside his blankets without waking up. One small hand closed on the letter beside him and he slept on, not knowing he was special, not knowing he was famous, not knowing he would be woken in a few hours’ time by Mrs. Dursley’s scream as she opened the front door to put out the milk bottles, nor that he would spend the next few weeks being prodded and pinched by his cousin Dudley…He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: "To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!"

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buzzfeedsports:

David Ortiz is a lover AND a fighter.

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xpapi

Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.

» Lemony Snicket, Horseradish (via 13neighbors)  
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10 YEARS OF LOST

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tlpursuit:

biliusronald:

GUYS
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hadersgonnahade:

i have very high expectations for bill hosting

  • vinny vedecci
  • herb welch
  • vincent price
  • game show host
  • some ridiculous impression
  • stefon is a given
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sheercompulsion:

January 19, 2014: All-around good guy Patrice Bergeron helps Jonathan Toews up after a fall

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punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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Honey, I ain’t got time for “used to be”

Honey, I ain’t got time for “used to be”

TIL Charlie cards should never get put in the wash :(

TIL Charlie cards should never get put in the wash :(

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walrusberries:

sometimes I’m like ugh white people, then I remember I am white people

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